Just remember, guys: Do not read if you hate Windows. I don't need any negative comments on this.
Anyways, as I was saying, it was around a week ago. I had just purchased Windows 7 Home Premium from one of my neighbors who was doing a garage sale. On the back, "A GIFT FROM SATAN" was crudely written in red permanent marker. I didn't even bother giving a shit, because my dad needed a new package of Windows 7 badly.
I saw this when I logged on to my new profile.
I made a new profile, logged on, and I saw Satan just staring at me demonically. Nonetheless, I dismissed it as a morbid joke. "What the hell is this doing on my computer?" my dad asked. "I have no clue..." I replied. Soon, I saw a text box that randomly popped up which said: "DIE YOU BITCH" Suddenly, a loud static screamed from the computer, and soon the screen faded to red. I turned the computer back on, but I was greeted with a corpse of a 6 year old boy with eyes popped out and a gunshot mark in the head. I shrieked at the sight, and threw the computer to the ground. After this experience, I never used Windows again. I would show you the computer's remains, but it has a safer home... In a safe that I can't even unlock.